Hai Thar ;)

When people tell me I should stop being mean.

My boyfriend is like a trampoline

• me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing

• Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
• Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.